(Source: churchisforbrunettes)
does anyone else remember that episode of drake and josh where they replaced helen with a different black lady and hoped no one would notice
i found a way to make my penis 12 inches long.
fold it in half
HAPPY ONE YEAR JACOB! :) I love you so much. Thanks so much for coming into my life. This really has been the greatest year ever. Can’t wait for lots more together. :D
OH MY GOD I CANT BREATHE
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE TO GET BUT OH MY GOD
(Source: potdbylani)
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
holy shi…
I would sell my soul to the devil for that bod, holy fuck.