December 2011
31 posts
Ugh why am I so sexual…
slameronhurley:
Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
Thank you doctor for assuming that I'm a slut...
And trying to get me tested for STDs.
So driving back from the city yesterday, I get a... →
my-dick-is-supersize:
dinoswh0r3z:
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
^ Little player!
ALL THE FUCKING AWARDS.
I reblog this every time it shows up on my dashboard.
cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
me:
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me: yummigurl69@hotmail.com
My parents.
“We’ll get you a horse for your birthday!”
“We’ll get you a horse for Christmas!”
wtf.
Avoiding responsibilities.
Avoiding life. meh.
Christmas is in 3 days… da fack.
props to myself?
Did reasonably well on PSATs.
Uhm… not that they matter… but still.
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That moment when one of your body parts fall...
classicrockboy:
letswishuponastar:
And it feels like this afterwards:
OMGWHAT, THIS IS IT. WHAT THE HELL.
How can you portray a feeling with a gif…this is amazingly accurate.